• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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wowfunniestposts:

awesome.
I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.
So much hope.
This gave me chills.
this made me so happy 
<3
 funniest blog ever

wowfunniestposts:

awesome.

I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.

So much hope.

This gave me chills.

this made me so happy 

<3

funniest blog ever

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Reading is everything. Reading makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something, learned something, become a better person. Reading makes me smarter. Reading gives me something to talk about later on. Reading is the unbelievably healthy way my attention deficit disorder medicates itself. Reading is escape, and the opposite of escape; it’s a way to make contact with reality after a day of making things up, and it’s a way of making contact with someone else’s imagination after a day that’s all too real. Reading is grist. Reading is bliss.
Nora Ephron (via atomos)

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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

mrbroccoli-blainers:

pull-the-triggerr:

psychologicalsock:

kiss-my-sassyness:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~ 

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

you better reblog this.

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN!

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dontgiggleitsacrimescene:

norseboners:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF

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EVERY TIME I SEE IT
I MEAN

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LOOK AT HIS LEG
THE WAY HE FLIES

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LOOK AT IT
I’M LAUGHING TO TEARS
THE LEG IS LIKE “SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE”

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I BASICALLY CANNOT
AND LOKI IS LIKE

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DAMN RIGHT BITCH

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AND HIS ARM
THE GUYS ARM AND LEG
I’M CRYING

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LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKER 

this is the most flawless gif in existence.

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Reblog if you are a writer.

moriartys-sonic-screwdriver:

proving a point to my mom.

also, im curious as to how much of the tumblr population writes

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